...if the local "craft store" doesn't seem like a female-only place anymore!
...if you get to work and realize you have blue paint on your lips!
...if you have a full case of nothing but #448 yellow Camaros!
...if you love the smell of thinner in the morning!
...if you've ever tried to figure out how to combine a Stingray with a Z-Whiz!
...You can't explain all the slices on your thumb as paper cuts anymore.
...if you spend more on paint and JB Weld each month than you do on diecast!
...if you own more colors of paint than colors of shirts!
...if your neighbors have stopped asking you why you have a little white hat on your head!
...if you've ever wondered what your dog would look like in Chromalusion!
...if everything you eat starts tasting like urethane or lacquer thinner!
...if your neighbor's cat shows up one day with three-color flames!
...if you've ever flamed a lawn mowing device!
...if your doctor draws blood and you say, "Hey, that's sorta candy-apple red, eh?"
...if you really believe that the GM Lean Machine "has potential!"
...two words: Rainbow Snot!
...you shop for fingernail polish, decals and emry boards and don't care
who sees you.
...at the pegs you tell everyone what cars you've customized and they all
look at you like you're weird.
...you dream about 3D flames and paint schemes in your sleep.
...you start to look at cars on the street and imagine them lowered and flamed.
...every lunch hour at work has you crouching at the computer looking at
all the customs newsgroups.
...see most all diecast as wheel and body part donors.
...you keep band-aids with you at all times, and wear several on your
fingers.
...wonder if you can shoot eggnog thru your airbrush un-thinned.
...skip the hot wheel aisle and go right for the fingernail polish and
then to the Dremel parts aisle.
...get a warm tingly feeling when you hear a dental drill.
...buy 20 new cars all for the wheels.
...you don't own any stock HW, just custom ones.
...look at all diecast and think "this should be longer" "that
should be
filled in" "these doors should open" "make this a funny
car"...
...wonder if you can take a Metrorail and change it into a 1959 Dodge.
...you have 20 car bodies all lined up on the bench waiting to be painted.
...instantly take a brand new diecast and cut it apart and strip it as
soon as you get it home.
...see paperclips, popsicle sticks and dental floss in a new way.
...you can rebuild your airbrush in the dark, but don't know your wife's
middle name.
...ordinary things like a pencil look like a custom without wheels or a
motor to you.
...your real car has flames and redlines.
...there are flames on your refrigerator, mail box, air conditioner,
washer and dryer, garage door...
...Ed Roth is a god to you.
...words like spectraflame and redline are in your everyday vocabulary.
...your favorite cologne is lacquer thinner.
...on your driver's license the donor box reads "Anything but my Redlines".
...you have 100 Tdraggers, 100 Cougars and 100 '40 Fords set aside for someday.
...to many cars in the garage to even consider parking your car in there.
...you start salivating at the smell of freshly painted cars baking in your oven.
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